funny links

[Junktyz]

Feuerwehr vs. Polizei
http://www.bigfatass.de/bfa/?p=265

[Tobt]

http://www.cartoonland.de/archiv/paul-und-herr-muschi/ richtig geil kennt ihe wahrscheinlich scho^^ aber richtig geil

[Cactus Jack]

Sex mit meiner Cousine

Zum totlachen

[The Undertaker]

Der Sound ist auch nicht schlecht

http://www.witze-welt.de/sounds/playsound.php?id=2

[HHH]

http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=737

autsch

[Tobt]

boahhhh des is hart

[HHH]

Klick--->soetwas ist nicht witzig <--- Klick

[HHH]

Hier

[HHH]

Markus Ruhl (Bodybuilder) goes shopping

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEa6xgUyKVI

hmmmmm duplo

[HHH]

Wollt ihr eine virtuelle Freundin im Netz haben, die im Gegensatz zu einer echten Freundin auch tut, was man sagt?


Dann schaut mal hier vorbei. Einfach in das untere Feld (auf englisch) eingeben, was sie tun soll.

*Spoiler Anfang*
back bend
bend over the couch
bend over
bend on the couch
lay on the couch
lay down on the couch
lay out on the couch
sleep on the couch
lay down
lay back

show me your boobs
show me your tits
show your boobs
show your tits
show me your boobs
show me your tits
boobs
breasts
breast
show me your breasts
show your breasts
show your nipples
show me your nipples
can I see your boobs?
can I see your boobs
can i see your boobs?
can i see your boobs
can I see your tits?
can I see your tits
can i see your tits?
can i see your tits
can I see your breasts?
can I see your breasts
can i see your breasts?
can i see your breasts
tits
knockers
melons
tatas
juggs
ta tas
dirty pillows
tomatoes
bosum
chest
big ones
bra
boulders
guns
hooters
torso
rack
come closer
come close
show me
show it to me

bring me a beer
bring me a beer, bitch
bring me a beer bitch
bitch bring me a beer
bitch, bring me a beer
beer
get me beer
get me a beer
beer me
drink a beer
i'm thirsty
I'm thirsty
I need a beer

play with your tits
play with your boobs
play with your breasts
fondle yourself
fondle your tits
fondle your boobs
fondle your breasts
juggle
play with yourself
juggle your tits
juggle with your breasts
juggle your breasts
juggle with your boobs
juggle your boobs

grab your ankles
ankles
grab your feet

dance
have sex with the pole
have sex with pole
dance on the pole
dance with the pole
dance with pole
dance for me
pole dance
pole
lap dance
lapdance
private dance
use the pole
give me a lap dance
give me a lapdance

be bad
naughty
are you bad?
be naughty
be a bad girl
you are a bad girl
you're bad
you're a bad girl
bad
put on handcuffs
handcuffs
be a bad girl
bad girl
put on handcuffs
smoke weed
smoke pot

pull down pants
underwear
panties
pants
undies
g string
g-string
gstring
ass
shake ass
show your ass
shake your ass
show me your ass
show me your butt
show me your thong
thong
crack
ass crack
anal probe
probe
butt
rump
show your butt
show your ass
show your butt
show your thong
let me see your ass
let me see your butt
ass cheeks
spread em
bunghole
turn around
spin around
take off your shorts
take off your pants
take off your bottom
take off your bottoms
remove your shorts
remove your pants
remove your bottom
remove your bottoms
take off bottom
take off pants
take off shorts
take off thong
take your shorts off
take off your shorts
slap your ass
spank your ass
spank your self
spank yourself
spank
spank ass
slap ass

angry
get angry
mad
get mad
pissed off
get pissed off
pissed
get pissed
buna ziua
buna ziua slut
slut
you are a bitch
bitch
you bitch
youre a bitch
you're ugly
youre ugly
you're a bitch
i hate you
die
go to hell
i don't like you
buna ziua bitch
eat shit
asshole
skank
you skank
you are a whore
whore
you're a whore
you are dumb
you're dumb
youre dumb
go home
get a real job
get a job
go to school
kill yourself
hang yourself

strip naked
strip
strip down
get naked
naked
nude
strip nude
strip bitch
get nude
take your clothes off
take off your clothes
take off clothes
take off everything
take off your underwear
take off your panties
take off your thong
strip naked
get naked
take your panties off
take off your panties
strip?

bend over
stretch
touch your toes
touch toes
toes
touch those toes
do yoga
yoga
feet
touch your feet
show me your feet'
foot
show feet
show your feet
foot
bend

trick
do a trick
exercise
jump
jump up
jump up and down
play
play around
surprise me
suprise me
trampoline
jump on a trampoline

topless
go topless
flash
flash me
flash your tits
show your tits
show your boobs
show your nipples
show tits
show boobs
show your breasts
show breasts
get topless
take your top off
take off youre top
take off your shirt
take off your bra
take off your top
take off shirt
take off bra
take off top
take shirt off
take bra off
take top off
take your shirt off
take your top off
remove your shirt
remove your top
remove your blouse
remove shirt
disrobe


hair
stroke your hair
show me your hair
brush your hair
play with your hair

rub your tits
squeeze your tits
squeeze your boobs
squeeze your breasts
squeeze
rub your nipples
run your hands over your tits
run your hands over your boobs
run your hands over your breasts
run your hands over your nipples
run your hands over yourself
lick your tits
suck your tits
suck your tit
lick your tit
lick your boobs
lick your boob
lick your breasts
lick your nipple
lick your nipples
rub tits
hold
hold your tits
hold tits
massage your tits
rub your boobs
rub boobs
hold your boobs
hold boobs
massage your boobs
rub your breasts
rub breasts
hold your breasts
hold breasts
massage your breasts
massage your boobs
nipples
nipple

rub
touch yourself
touch your body
rub your body
caress yourself
caress your body
caress
massage your body
massage yourself
massage
rub down

what's your phone number?
69
what's your phone number
whats your phone number
whats your phone number?
phone number
give me your phone number
give me your number
what's your number?
whats your number
call me
can i call you?
can i call you
what's your cell number?
what's your cell number
whats your cell number
whats your cell number?
cell
give me your phone number
give me your cell
what's your cell?
whats your cell

bark like a dog
doggie style
get on all fours
assume the position
doggie
doggystyle
doggy
doggy style
crawl
crawl on the couch
grind the couch
crawl like a cat
crawl like a dog

shake
shake your tits
shake your boobs
shake your breasts
earthquake
wiggle
gitter
jiggy
jostle
quiver
rattle
jiggle
shake it

tongue
tounge
tonge
toungue
show me your tongue
lick
lick me
open your mouth
mouth

lips
lick your lips
lipstick
put lipstick on
put some lipstick on
apply lipstick
lip stick


i love you
love
I love you
marry me
will you marry me
will you marry me?
will you be my girlfriend
be my girlfriend
have my children
will you marry me?
you're beautiful
you're sexy
you're perfect
youre perfect
you're hot
youre beautiful
you're beautiful
you have a great ass
you have a great butt
you have a perfect ass
you have a perfect butt
you have an awesome ass
you have an awesome butt
your butt is perfect
your ass is perfect
youre hot
youre sexy
youre hot
love me
how are you?
hug
hug me
kiss me
kiss
give me a kiss
blow me a kiss
kiss
can i kiss you?
can i kiss you
will you kiss me?
will you kiss me
please kiss me
hi
hello
how are you?
how are you
hi there
good morning
good afternoon
good day
good evening

make-out
make-out with your friend
make-out with your girlfriend
make out
make out with your friend
make out with your girlfriend
makeout
makeout with your friend
makeout with your girlfriend
kiss your friend
kiss your girlfriend
kiss your girl friend
girlfriend
french kiss
french
friend
stick your tongue down her throat
bring out your friend
bring out your girlfriend

rockout
rock out
mosh
head bang
head banger
headbanger
headbang
rock
heavy metal
rock 1053
rock 105.3

have an orgasm
orgasm
have sex
have sex with yourself
do yourself
sex
bang
bang yourself
fuck
fuck yourself
finger yourself
masturbate
masterbate
touch your vagina
jack off
jerk off
get wet
moan
wet
scream

whip cream
put whip cream on yourself
put whip cream on your tits
put whip cream on your boobs
put whip cream on your breasts
lick whip cream

banana
suck a banana
lick a banana
whip cream banana
suck the banana
deep throat a banana
lick the banana
deep throat banana
lick banana
suck banana
deep throat
suck
blowjob
blow job
suck it
eat
eat something
eat a banana
eat my dick
have breakfast
have lunch
have dinner
eat breakfast
eat lunch
eat dinner
bite
suck on something

fight
pillow fight
pillow
brawl
cat fight
chick fight
pull hair
pull her hair
fight her
fight your friend
fight eachother
fight each other
wrestle
wrestle her
holyfield
ali
jones
la joya
rocky
kung fu
jiu jitsu
kungfu
jiujitsu
martial arts
karate
do karate
martialart
do kung fu
take her down

pussy
show me your pussy
puss
show me your puss
beaver
vagina
clit
touch your pussy
finger your pussy
show your pussy
show us your pussy
show me your pussy


do the splits
splits
spread
spread your legs
spread em
spread out
show me your vagina
show me your beaver
snatch

fuck me
eat me
blow me
lets fuck
let's fuck
suck me
suck me off
suck me dry
suck my dick
suck my cock
suck my penis
penis
have sex with me
sleep with me
come home with me
shit
dildo
golden shower
take a shit
shit on the floor
piss on the floor
cock
beaver
cum
cunt
dick
fucker
penis
slut
twat
vag
xxx
whore
x-rated
x rated
gangbang
gang bang
rape
sodomy
drink my cum
money shot
lick my ass
name
whats your name?
what's your name?
whats your name
what's your name
finger
bang
bang me
facial
tease
missionary position
go to bed with me
dirty sanchez
glass bottom boat
give a hummer
hummer

clubexpose1099
clubexpose1259
clubexpose1665
clubexpose1785
clubexpose1963
textcherry
texthula

*Spoiler Ende*

[HHH]

SAW 4 Trailer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBwIam33TW0

[Bohne]

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[The Undertaker]

Adolf Hitler


http://video.google.de/url?docid=-46...lLidPWft6FjPkg


http://www.clipfish.de/player.php?videoid=NDg0OHwz

[MTBracer]

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